A wild Midnight Crew appears

So... this... yes.

Pokemon and Homestuck kinda came together in my mind very quickly and I thought it would be cool (also, scary) if the Midnight Crew were pokemon trainers. And I've thought about this way too much and I know what pokemon they'd each have at at what level.

Hearts Boxcars has fighting type pokemon. Heracross, Throh, Sawk, Machamp, Hariyama and Conkeldurr.

Diamonds Droog has steel type pokemon, mostly ones that evolve through trade/stones etc, because he won't tolerate the weaker forms. Ferrothron, Durant, Scizor, Skamory, Escavalier and Bisharp.

Clubs Deuce has pokemon that learn explosion without TMs. Lunatone, Ferrothorn (oh look, another one), Golem, Electrode, Weezing and Forretress.

Spades Slick doesn't have any pokemon because he doesn't have the patience to train them. He has knives.

All their pokemon are level 100 because the Midnight Crew is strong and terrifying. Also, they don't play fair or by the rules in any way. And a whole lot of other stuff, which I'm too cold to type right now.

Oh I should add that these were VERY heavily modified sprites from black/white. Like, modified to the point where I might as well have drawn them from scratch. I bet you can't even tall what sprites they were before.

EDIT: What the hell guys, this is now my most faved deviation. Seriously? I... er... WHY?